[techtalk] Fwd: jokes!

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 >  A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building
 >  by
 >  climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a
 >  blanket for them to jump in.
 >  The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
 >  chance to
 >  survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the
 >  blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
 >  "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
 >  "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
 >  "No! It's
 >  Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK" says the
 >  Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
 >  away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
 >  Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen
 >  yell "Jump! You have to jump!" "No way! You're just gonna pull the
 >  blanket away!" yelled the Blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump!
 >  We
 >  won't pull the blanket away!"
 >  "Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me
 >  that
 >  you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do
 >  is put
 >  the blanket down, and back away from it...."
 >

  Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets married and
 >  has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks
 >  later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A
 >  while later, she dies.
 >  At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At
 >  least they're finally together."
 >  A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father,
 >  but you do mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her
 >  SECOND husband?"
 >  The priest says, "I mean her legs."
 >

Q. What's the difference between a hunting dog and a
 >  homosexual?
 >  A. A hunting dog sics ducks.
 >





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