[techtalk] Fwd: Blondes???

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1. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer:  "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, 
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but 
we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."---Miss 
Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

2. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, 
I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be  skinny like that but not with 
all those flies and death and stuff." ---Mariah Carey

3. "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same 
reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other 
similarities between the two,  but can't remember what they are."---Matt 
Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22

4. "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the 
law."---David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, (answering accusations that he 
failed to pay his taxes)

5. "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of 
your life."---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for 
a federal anti-smoking campaign.

6.  "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
      --Winston Bennett, Univ. of KY basketball forward

7.  "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates 
in the country."---Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

8.  "We're going to turn this team around 360 drgrees."---Jason Kidd, upon 
his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

9.  "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are 
the president."---Hillary Clinton (commenting on the release of subpoenaed 
documents)

10. "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."---Former French 
President Charles De Gaulle

11. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and 
I'm just the one to do it."---A Congressional Candidate in Texas

12. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment, it's the impurities 
in our air and water that are doing it."---Former U.S. Vice-president Dan 
Quayle- an esteemed DePaul alumni

13. "Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public 
mind."---General William Westmoreland

14. And last but not least, a parting word from Dan Quayle:
"I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix."





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